austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via katiebishop)

  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via abbycerra)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via abbycerra)

http://dailypotter.tumblr.com/post/96362451493/four-reasons-as-to-why-house-prejudices-are

dailypotter:

Four reasons as to why house prejudices are entirely baseless and you shouldn’t follow them -

  • Hermione Granger being brightest witch of her age and still being a Gryffindor because she valued friendship and bravery more than her intellect.
  • Hermione Granger not being rash when caught by…